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You're looking for the full text of the infamous "Boss Key" radio ad, also known as the "Radio Boss Key" or "Boss Key commercial." radio boss key work
That radio ad was created by the advertising agency CP+B (Cramer-Pollak & Partners) and produced for the Boss Key company. [Sound effect: A computer shutting down or keyboard
[Sound effect: Typing sounds, getting faster and more frantic] it simulates work."
Announcer: "With just one touch, it simulates work."