Pooping Dog Script Full Apr 2026

(sighs) Okay, okay. I guess it's my fault for not taking you out sooner. (she grabs some poop bags)

(whining and straining)

You're one of the most lovable, yet disgusting creatures on the planet, you know that? pooping dog script full

(trots over to a nearby bush and starts sniffing again) (sighs) Okay, okay

(covering her nose) Ugh! Max! Really? Right here? yet disgusting creatures on the planet

(panting, looking up at Jen with a "who, me?" expression)

(to herself) Okay, where did I put that... Ah, yes! (she looks up and sees Max squatting) Oh no, Max! Not now!